⚡ La Liga Quick Emoji Betting Preview ⚽

Real Sociedad v Villarreal: La Liga is white and blue ⚪

If someone told you a couple of months ago that on GW 11 this was going to be the best La Liga match so far you would have thought that it’s a bigger joke than a clown’s pocket. But Villarreal are third and Real Sociedad lead the pack. Will they be leaders for another week? Yes, yes, yes and THOUSAND TIMES YES!

Real Sociedad win to stay top: 27/25 or 2.08

Real Madrid v Alavés: Oh lá lá Benzema! ⚽

Real Madrid are playing a brand of football which is more boring to watch than an encyclopedia sales conference. Even when being boring they remain experts in thrashing smaller teams. If they are hungry for goals, Bezema is your man for a bet!

Benzema scores at least two goals at 9/2 or 5.5

Valencia v Atlético de Madrid: Atlético are on fire

Atlético tend to choke at the Mestalla more than me at a meal at my in-laws’. This summer Valencia fell short of adding a For Sale sign on their dressing room door. In addition, Atlético have now won 5 in a row, so you don’t have to be Einstein’s grandson to guess that Atlético will get the 3 points.

Athletico win at the Mestalla at 3/4 or 1.75

Barcelona v Osasuna: Not the best days for Barça

The Barça season is having more ups and downs than my stomach during a roller coaster ride taken right after a buffet! One key piece of information: Barça lost the title last season because Osasuna beat them at the Camp Nou. It wouldn’t sound crazy to say that Osasuna can take at least a point back to Pamplona this weekend.

Get a draw at 5/1 or 6.00

Getafe v Bilbao: Ready to fight!

Both teams are tougher than 4-day old bread. We’re going to see so many shots that a UFC match is going to feel like a romantic dinner compared to this.

Over 2.5 goals here: 19/10 or 2.9

Valladolid v Levante: Boring …

This game will be more boring than being locked in the elevator with the world champion of bad jokes. This will be the typical game where goals will only come after individual errors. It smells like 1-1 more than a pizza smells like cheese!

Bet on the correct score, 1-1 with odds of 5/1 or 6.00

Celta de Vigo v Granada: Aspas to the rescue! ⛑️ ⚽

Yes we know. Granada are playing so well that their fans are happier than MacGyver in a hardware store. Celta may be rock bottom of the table but, like MacGyver are also experts of clawing themselves out of difficult situations. If there is someone who never hides in these type games it is their captain Iago Aspas.

Aspas scores first at 4/1 or 5.00

Elche v Cadiz: Defensive battle

A match that will be slower than a snail race. Both teams are new to La Liga and they are also more defensive than Mourinho. They know each other very well from their Segunda Division and the pitch might as well be painted like a chessboard!

Under 0.5 goals here is priced at 11/2 or 6.5

Huesca v Sevilla: Sevilla get serious

Do you know how many games Huesca has won since La Liga started? Well friends the answer is NONE. Do you think they will win their first match against the mighty Sevilla? I don’t know, but it seems to me that a Sevilla win is clearer than the crystal waters of the Caribbean.

Sevilla win this one at 21/20 or 2.05

Betis – Eibar: Football roller coaster

Betis’s season is more irregular than Nicola Cage’s acting career… I don’t remember his last good movie either. Betis are equally capable of scoring three as they are of shipping four so one thing is certain, we’re getting goals!

Over 3.5 goals is yours at 43/20 or 3.15

All odds subject to change.