⚡ La Liga Quick Emoji Betting Preview ⚽

Getafe v Eibar: Siesta time

If you have insomnia problems, record this game because even after 5 energy drinks it’s very likely that you’ll end up sleeping. Expect less spectacle than a show from the invisible man making shadows. Mourinho will be proud of both teams.

Correct score 0-0 = 21/4 or 6.25

Villarreal v Real Madrid. The yellow surprise

Villarreal is fitter than Traore after a Crossfit session. Many laughed at Emery but there he is, second in La Liga while Arsenal look worse than a Halloween pumpkin during Christmas. In addition to this, Zidane has been playing with the same XI since 2015. It smells like a yellow victory!.

Villarreal win is 37/20 or 2.85

Sevilla v Celta: The Andalusian nightmare ‍♂️

Celta have not won in Seville since 2015. This may be due to the heat, or the fact that Sevilla at home are stronger than Popeye after an overdose of spinach.

Sevilla win is priced at 7/10 or 1.7

Cádiz v Real Sociedad: The Real Sociedad rocket!

Sociedad is playing like never before. They lead La Liga and are scoring more goals every game than me when I play a FIFA match against my 4-year-old nephew. Cádiz are not to be taken lightly. They may have just been promoted, but they are up in sixth! Predicting a winner here is impossible, so we’re going with goals!

Bet on over 2.5 goals here at 7/5 or 2.4

Osasuna v Huesca: The joker returns

It may not be the best match of the century, but we’re sure that the fight here will make Game of Thrones look like a comedy. Ruben Garcia, aka the Joker, will rise and we’re banking on him to score!

Ruben Garcia scores first at 15/2 or 8.5

Granada v Valladolid: Granada is on fire!

Granada play very well and spend so little that they should show their success story on Dragon’s Den. Valladolid’s goals have dried up despite the fact that Ronaldo is their president (the real one, not Cristiano) and they might be better off if he took off his suit and put on his boots, but in the meantime …

Granada wins this one at 59/50 or 2.18

Alavés v Valencia: Goal fest!

Valencia are more unpredictable than Charlie Sheen at an open bar party. Valencia scored 4 against Madrid and lost against Elche. Alavés also drew against Barça but then could lose against my 4-year-old nephew’s team. This looks like it can give us lots of goals.

Get over 2.5 goals here at 7/5 or 2.4

Bilbao v Betis: There is no place like home

There are two factors here. Bilbao at home are more motivated than Hazard at an all-you-can-eat buffet, while Betis are the most thrashed team in La Liga. You don’t have to be the smartest kid in the class to know that this game smells more of a local victory than my Saturdays nights’ do of pizza. You have to pamper yourself from time to time.

Bilbao are priced to win at 23/5 or 5.6

Levante V Elche: FML

If you like good football, you’d better not watch this game, as it can end up being more boring than listening to a game of chess on the radio. I’m just telling you that Elche’s star forward is called Nino and he’s 40 years old. Come on, google it in case you don’t believe me.

Correct score 0-0 = 19/2 or 10/5

All odds subject to change